People who complain to me about their break being over. Newsflash, I have been in school for several weeks. Quit your yapping.

I understand that those I grew up with are turning 21 this year; however, I find it unnecessary to mention how close you are to being 21.. a million times. It isn’t that impressive. Yes sure legal drinking, but please, it was more impressive when alcohol was obtained illegally. So chill.

So some of these dudes I roll with think they are so badass for going to raves and popping, and I was like “oh honey please, I was going to raves when I was 14. As for popping, sweetie yes I’ve done that.. in 7th grade”.

Stop expecting me to know everyone at school, especially when you don’t provide their whole name! Oh Christine?! I know exactly who you are talking about.

People that take part in church activities and love to constantly claim it, are usually the ones who go to church just to socialize, and they probably don’t follow God’s ways anymore than I do. People love to be seen in a nice way, but their actions are the biggest contradictions.

I’m coaching this year, and a guy had the nerve to say “I so wanted the blanket this year (MVP)”, after not being able to make grades. Seriously, did you think I was going to award you with it? You never make grades, and you let your team down again. Just because you are the best player doesn’t mean you worked the hardest, helped your teammates or are a role model. Get real.

So I hate going to school, I mean sitting in a lecture room and trying to soak up lessons. Why I do better that you?! Girl, do not assume that just because I do not go to class, I do not study my ass off at home. Say something about me not attending class again, and I will cut you.

I love it when people stare and make eye contact. I take it upon myself to make it a staring contest. I love making them feel awkward, and hey they end up turning away. Victory is mine!